The Ascension Boardroom - Done-With-You Ad Systems for Coaches
We Help Online Coaches Scale With Ads & Systems That Actually Work
We build post-Andromeda Meta ad systems that consistently sign 5-10+ high-ticket clients per month - done-with-you, not handed off to an agency. No more $200 CPMs. No more campaigns that tank after 3 days.
Limited spots each intake. You'll leave the call with a clear roadmap - whether we work together or not.
Built for Coaches Who Are Serious About Scaling
The Ascension Boardroom is not for everyone. Here is exactly who we work with.
- You are making at least $10K+/month but stuck in the $10K-$20K/month ceiling and cannot break through
- You had ads working before, then Meta's Andromeda update hit - and your CPMs went from $30-$50 to $150-$250+
- You want to own your ad system - not rent it from an agency that does not understand coaching
- You want to consistently sign 5-10+ high-ticket clients per month without relying on referrals or organic alone
- You can invest $1,000 a month in ads now or soon
The 4-Phase System That Rebuilds Your Ads From the Ground Up
We do not hand you videos and wish you luck. We build your post-Andromeda ad system together, side by side - diagnosing what is broken, rebuilding the foundation, and scaling what works.
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1
Offer & Ad System Foundation
We audit your current setup, identify what is bleeding money post-Andromeda, and dial in your high-ticket offer, ICP, and Unique Branded Mechanism so your ads attract buyers - not tyre-kickers.
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Post-Andromeda Campaign Setup
We build campaigns using the Persona-Desire-Awareness framework - simplified campaign architecture, scroll-stopping creative, and targeting that feeds Meta the right data from day one. First qualified leads: 7-14 days.
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Pixel Conditioning & Qualification System
We install data conditioning that teaches Meta who your actual buyers are. Your VSL and application funnel pre-sells and qualifies simultaneously - so prospects show up to calls ready to invest. Target: 5-10 qualified calls/month within 30-45 days.
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Optimisation & Scaling
With the algorithm now trained on quality buyer data, we run optimisation cycles - kill losers fast, scale winners with confidence, and build your personal faucet system to turn qualified leads on and off based on your capacity.
How We Can Work Together
Three distinct programmes - each designed for a different stage of your growth journey.
Launch
Build Your Post-Andromeda Foundation
For coaches ready to get their first profitable campaigns running under the new algorithm. We build the full system together - offer, creative, campaign architecture, and funnel.
- 1-1 onboarding roadmap call (within 24h)
- Ad account audit and custom action plan
- Offer and ICP dialling - messaging that converts
- Post-Andromeda campaign build and launch
- Weekly live specialist coaching calls
- AI tools, creative templates and ad frameworks
- Ascension Boardroom private community access
Scale
Predictable Leads. Consistent Clients. Every Month.
For coaches who want a fully built qualification system, pixel conditioning, and a faucet of high-ticket clients - with direct 1:1 access to Andrew and the team throughout.
- Everything in Launch, PLUS:
- On-demand 1:1 private coaching calls with Andrew
- Pixel conditioning and clean data setup (CAPI)
- VSL and application funnel build - pre-sells and qualifies
- High-ticket sales system and pre-call assets
- Direct messaging access to Andrew and the team
- Optimisation cycles - kill losers, scale winners
Mastermind
The Room Where Serious Coaches Scale
Our highest-access programme. For coaches at $20K+/month who want to scale profitably at volume - with the full team around them and Andrew working directly on their business.
- Everything in Scale, PLUS:
- Unlimited 1:1 calls - Andrew and specialist coaches
- Multi-platform scaling (Meta + additional channels)
- Full business systems audit and implementation
- Exclusive in-person mastermind events
- Direct WhatsApp access to Andrew
- Lifetime community and resource library access
What Others Have to Say
Hear directly from coaches who have been through our programmes and scaled their businesses with paid ads.
Here's Why This Works
Most coaches who come to us have already burned money on ads or agencies. Here is why our approach is fundamentally different.
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Built for the Post-Andromeda Algorithm
The old playbook is dead. We rebuilt our entire system around how Meta's Andromeda algorithm actually works today - so your campaigns stop dying after 2-3 days.
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We Teach Meta Who Your Buyers Are
Pixel conditioning and CAPI setup means Meta learns from your actual buyers - not just clicks and tyre-kickers. Your CPMs drop. Your lead quality goes up.
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The Faucet System - Leads On Demand
Once your system is built and optimised, you control the flow. Turn it up when you have capacity. Dial it back when you are full. Predictable. Repeatable. Yours.
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Done-WITH-You, Not Done-AT-You
You are not handed a course and left to figure it out. Andrew and the team are in the trenches with you - troubleshooting in real time and building alongside you.
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You Own the System
You are not renting results from an agency who keeps the IP. Everything we build, you own. The knowledge, the frameworks, the ad vault - it stays with you forever.
Stop Guessing. Start Scaling With a System That Actually Works.
We will look at your current setup, diagnose exactly why your ads are not working, and show you the roadmap to fix it.
Apply to Work with UsYou'll leave with clarity and a plan, no matter whether we work together or not.